Dirty jokes
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"Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?"
"I'll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn." the male voice whispered.
"Scheesch! You're good." she replied. "You mean you can tell all that from two hello's?"
A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, "Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to spend the weekend with my legs in the air." The blonde asks, "Don't you have a vase?"
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that he had donated sperm. The next day the bimbo was back at the blood bank. The receptionist asked if she was there to donate blood. The blonde could only shake her head, as her cheeks were bulging.
Question: What do elephants use for tampoons?
Answer: Sheep.
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