Dirty jokes
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Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone."
New blonde employee : "No thanks, I'll just use my finger like everyone else."
A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out, "What do you think you're doing?" "Just heating up dinner" she replies.
A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty blonde receptionist asked. "I'll need the information for the doctor." "It's rather embarrassing" the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection." "Well, the doctor is very busy today" the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says "Open wide." "I can't" replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."
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