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A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set. "One dollar," the clerk replied. "You've got to be kidding." "Look, Mac," the clerk said, "do you want it or not?" Of course, the customer gave him a dollar. On the way out with his incredible bargain, the suctomer saw a big frost-free refrigerator with automatic ice maker. "How much for that?" he asked the clerk. "Fifty cents," came the reply. The customer forked over the half dollar, saying, "What the heck is going on here?" "Nothing is goining on here," the clerk snapped. "But my boss is at my house with my wife. And what he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business."
Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives.
- Give me some roll, Winnie!
- It's not a roll, it's a bun.
- Give me some bun, Winnie!
- It's not a bun, it's a bap.
- Give me some bap, Winnie!
- Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You can't even make up your mind!
Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope.
A crocodile comes out of the river:
- Hey pals, let me have a whiff.
- Get lost, oh green one!
- Come on guys, just one!
- Go %@~# yourself!
So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place.
Winnie, inhaling, is holding the butt out to Piglet and suddenly sees a crocodile.
- W-ell, it seems enough for you, pig!
An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for
dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish
arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained.
"Senor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied.
"The what, you say?" exclaimed the tourist.
"They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today," explained the
waiter.
The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious.
Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finished
the meal, the tourist commented to the waiter: "Today's cojones are much
saltier and smaller than the ones I had yesterday."
"True, senor," agreed the waiter. "You see the bull, he does not always lose."
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house
he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and
gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success.
Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her
in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasnt
been home for so long.
She replied:
"These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week."
The husband answered:
"But it's only been two days what do u mean a week?"
"I am only here to get something to eat."
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