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Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar

Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname

Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.

Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed

This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran up stairs and stood infront of the mirror and said i wish my dick could touch the floor and his legs fell off !

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