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Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde?

A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.

Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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