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What are three words you dread the most while making love?
"Honey, I'm home."

Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker?
a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?
Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

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